does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around 

climbhigher:

scott mccall saves little kids from being murdered and alternatively saves boyd from the trauma of killing them and scott mccall doesn’t want allison’s last memory of her mom to be a bad one even though she tried to kill him and scott mccall makes sure the victims of unfortunate werewolf attacks are okay to be left alone even if he’s in a hurry and ♥♥♥ scott ♥♥♥ mccall ♥♥♥

georgeismybarricadeboy:

aww!

don't let me go, cause i'm tired of sleeping alone

borles:

nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore sIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS TO COURT WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BB SHOES-

TWENTY NINE DOLLARS

EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT

sadstagram:

“wait harry before i suck ur dick there’s this playlist online that someone made about having sex with you let me put it on………hold on it should load in a second……”

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

triharrytops:

hi i would like to make it very clear that if my blog or my opinions or something i have done in any way makes you unhappy i would really, really rather that you either told me, so that i can not do said thing anymore, or that you unfollowed me, because feeling like i’m a burden and having no idea why is not going to be fun for either of us. plEASE

heytomlinsun:

yOU GUYS I WAS THERE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED RIGHT INFRONT OF ME CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM STILL SHRIEKING